can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you. asdfghjkl
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
trixietang: if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you got no time to make your ugly ass feel better
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
peetasboxers: BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
jkellemn0p: I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason
adrians: The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
2012: slutty 12 year olds
2016: slutty 10 year olds
2020: slutty 6 year olds
2025: slutty 3 year olds
2030: slutty 1 year olds
2035: slutty fetuses
fake-mermaid: u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you whore
princessa-cupcakee: sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
Yahoo is apparently making Tumblr more family...
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
meladoodle: hotanimegirl: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
claydols: *moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*
fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
Last night/today was the first time I've ever went...
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and boys
Top two things on my mind right now: Sex & shrooms
if we’re dating and you tell me who i can and cannot talk to we will no longer be dating
me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean