I just ordered my Iron Man phone case.

swagcheck:

no guy ever: yeah she’s cute but she doesn’t have a thigh gap

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

love-lust-faith-and-dreams:

today i thought it a better use of my time to cosplay misty from pokémon than do actual work

love-lust-faith-and-dreams:

today i thought it a better use of my time to cosplay misty from pokémon than do actual work


notinmybr0cabulary:

Comic Con!

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them